best overheard conversation of the night
girl: (unintelligible muttering)
other girl: yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!
guy: (cough)
girl: we need to get some beer…yeah…more beer (franticly points towards a depanneur owned by a couple who always give me dirty looks when i come in to buy beer)
other girl: (excited murmurings)
guy: (cough)
girl: and we need to get some fuckin' mdma from the laundromat
guy: (coughs, fakely, really really loud in an attempt to mask the mention of mdma)
me: (to myself) i wonder what laundromat they use?
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